SHOCKING NEW DEVELOPMENT!
(Sonuna said to be 'not annoying' according to leading researcher)
"This goes against several basic tenets of reality as we know it," J. Random Townsperson said at a press conference yesterday. "We will have to rethink much of our research around this stunning new concept." Tobias Aligheri, who has nothing to do with this random news flash, was unavailable for comment.
Sterling Metler, in response to our inquiries, muttered something along the lines of "stop talking to me, I'm dead." Lowen F. of Sigeki, expert on... something on which he is an expert, denied the veracity of this claim. His response will be printed in a later issue of the News Magazine of Evil or Whatever.
... Yeah.
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Ha.
Indeed, indeed, indeed.
Comments on bio coming forthwith.
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